Language Card : english

Creation Date : 2 June 2016

Pokemon Passport

Name : YO MAMA

Serie : Diamond & Pearl - Pokémon Stage 2

Type : Darkness

Attack 1 : Obesity roll
Does twice the amount of damage if you are over 180ibs

Attack 2 : Toilet
Flip a coin 10000 times. If you get 1 tails it does damage. If you get heads 10000 times it does nothing.

Comments : She is older, bigger, uglier and has more hair than you! If you are fatter than her then your life must be competitive eating

Illustrator : Yo DAD

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