Language Card : english

Creation Date : 18 January 2014

Pokemon Passport

Name : You

Serie : Black & White - Pokémon Stage 1

Type : Colorless

Attack 1 : Uglyness (oh no)
OK. let me lay this down now. you are so ugly that after this move when your enemy attacks you they die. but when you use this move you die of uglyness

Attack 2 : squish (cuz ur fat)
you sit on the opponent and squish em' like a pancake

Comments : You are stupid, ugly, and fat. but besides for that your just below average. you cannot retreat because its... too far.

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