Language Card : english

Creation Date : 31 August 2015

Pokemon Passport

Name : Your Mom

Serie : Black & White

Type : Colorless

Attack 1 : Be Fat
Your Mom does literally nothing.

Attack 2 : Body Slam
Flip a coin. If tails, then it's an insta-kill.

Comments : A wild Snorlax appeared! Wow, she does literally nothing all day. I cannot believe it.

Illustrator : I dunno

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