Language Card : english

Creation Date : 27 February 2019

Pokemon Passport

Name : Your Mom

Serie : 1st generation - Pokémon Stage 2

Type : Fire

Attack 1 : ROAST
Flip a coin. If heads, the enemy will be on fire for 5 turns.

Attack 2 : She so fat
Flip a coin. If heads, the Defending Pokémon now has -5 million agility

Comments : Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Illustrator : Your Mom

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