Language Card : english

Creation Date : 30 December 2013

Pokemon Passport

Name : Yvealtal EX

Serie : Black & White

Type : Darkness

Attack 1 : EAT YOUR F**KING SOUL
Your opponent lost the game, you steal all of his cards and kick him in the crotch, then you go to his funeral because that kick knocked his skeleton out. You then laugh maniacally and go to jail for murder, where you soon get executed for the shower incident. If all this didn't happen this attack does nothing, and you should go jump off a bridge. Ha Ha JK This card is useless don't listen to it, and if you did you're an idiot.

Attack 2 :

Comments : DerpDerpDerpDerpDerp DerpDerpDerpDerpDerp DerpDerpDerpDerpDerp

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