Language Card : english

Creation Date : 4 October 2013

Pokemon Passport

Name : Zack Simon

Serie : 1st generation - Pokémon Stage 2

Type : Fighting

Attack 1 : Hit and Run
Flip a coin. If heads, he runs opponent over with his monster truck, and then makes love to its corpse. If tails, he revs his engine and opponent shits pants

Attack 2 : Double Spank
Zack will spank opponent until it cannot sit down again.

Illustrator : Swerv

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