Language Card : english
Creation Date : 4 August 2015
Pokemon Passport
Name : Zapteryx
Serie : Black & White
Type : Colorless
Attack 1 : Fattie extravaganza
Zap yells at his mom to tell her he cant enter the door because hes so disgustingly fat. Does 10 more damage for each fat ring on his stomach
Attack 2 : Virgin nerd BOOM
Flip a coin, if heads Zap releases a huge load from jacking off to the Totally Spies girls. If tails zap eats 14 cookie jars while crying because he has no life
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