Language Card : english

Creation Date : 6 July 2015

Pokemon Passport

Name : gary glitter

Serie : 1st generation - Pokémon Stage 2

Type : Fighting

Attack 1 : molest
gary approaches you after his show and proceeds to pull your trousers down and touch your winky woo

Attack 2 : thunder thighs
as he touches you, your thunder thighs flap against his ogre like hands and breaks them leaving him paralysed

Illustrator : jihadi john

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