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Pokemon jesus christ what the hell is that
Pokemon jesus christ what the hell is that

Language Card : english

Creation Date : 24 October 2026

Pokemon Passport

Name : jesus christ what the hell is that

Serie : Sun & Moon

Type : Fighting

Attack 1 : KYS
Plays Despacito at max volume and shows yaoi R34 porn. It actually causes 99999999999 damage

Attack 2 : "Gentle" Bleach
gets Not-So-Gentle Bleach and pours it onto the poopnent's eyes and mouth, then eats organs. Causes 999999999999999999 damage

Comments : pls take me out back and shoot me CUZ I SHIP BLIME

Illustrator : God

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