Language Card : english

Creation Date : 28 October 2018

Pokemon Passport

Name : rocketman

Serie : Diamond & Pearl

Type : Metal

Attack 1 : steal food
kill all pokemon on your side and gain 20000000000000000 pounds along with 20000 chins

Attack 2 : blow stuff up
flip four coins for each heads nuke your opponents

Comments : he is so mean that he makes his kids overwork for low wages of 10 dollars and takes away their free will

Illustrator : the fat dude pokemon :Isaac Moore

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