Language Card : english

Creation Date : 28 September 2026

Pokemon Passport

Name : toaster

Serie : 1st generation - Pokémon Stage 1

Type : Fire

Attack 1 : toast
Flip a coin. If heads, it toasts you and turns you into a nice juicy piece of garlic bread

Attack 2 : hes watching
Flip a coin. If tails, the Cook’s Essential CT200 Two Slice Electric Toaster sold by QVC that was recalled in 2007 will explode in your hands when you least expect it because he reads your mind to know what you are thinking about

Comments : commission safety product consumer the

Illustrator : not CPSC

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