Language Card : english
Creation Date : 4 January 2019
Pokemon Passport
Name : when you're a pokecard maker but fail completely at life
Serie : 1st generation
Type : Colorless
Attack 1 : Dank Ironic Irony
I am really funny and self-aware of it, therefore I am better than you and win the battle. You are not as enlightened or of comedic mastery as I am, therefore, you fail.
Attack 2 : H
So much can be said in one letter. Give me your deck, your body, and every possession you own, or else you will die.
Comments : Where's my Schezuan Sauce?!
Illustrator : God Himself
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