Language Card : english

Creation Date : 4 January 2019

Pokemon Passport

Name : when you're a pokecard maker but fail completely at life

Serie : 1st generation

Type : Colorless

Attack 1 : Dank Ironic Irony
I am really funny and self-aware of it, therefore I am better than you and win the battle. You are not as enlightened or of comedic mastery as I am, therefore, you fail.

Attack 2 : H
So much can be said in one letter. Give me your deck, your body, and every possession you own, or else you will die.

Comments : Where's my Schezuan Sauce?!

Illustrator : God Himself

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