Language Card : english

Creation Date : 18 December 2014

Pokemon Passport

Name : Jessica Scott

Serie : 1st generation

Type : Fire

Attack 1 : Hood Rat
When used, Jessica will brag about how she is from a trashy area of town in an attempt to look tough

Attack 2 : Gaping Chasm
Flip a coin. If heads, Jessica will open her legs for any STD ridden sailor boy and end up carrying his illegitimate child.

Illustrator : Slappy McFondlebottom

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