Language Card : english

Creation Date : 16 July 2025

Pokemon Passport

Name : Shrek

Serie : 1st generation - Pokémon Stage 1

Type : Grass

Attack 1 : Onions have layers
Flip a coin. If heads, donkey comes and your jawline expands, killing you, if tails, you turn into an onion and shrek eats you.

Attack 2 : Bad Scottish accent
If you're Scottish, you are insulted.

Comments : Mewing streak gyat

Illustrator : Donkeeey

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