Language Card : english

Creation Date : 7 August 2017

Pokemon Passport

Name : Virgin Mobile

Serie : Sun & Moon - Pokémon Stage 1

Type : Fairy

Attack 1 : Gotta Go Fast
Rev's up Thomas the Train. He is now immune to all thots. There are no brakes on this train.

Attack 2 : Katana Collection
Attacks you with all of his katana collection. Flip a coin until you get tails. This does 5x for each heads and 10x if the enemy is a thot.

Comments : A virgin riding Thomas the tank engine into battle. He is a virgin. This cannot be changed.

Illustrator : The Meme Machine

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